Michael Jordan recently made a purchase; no he didn’t buy another NBA franchise. The NBA great just bought himself a dining room table that’s more than just a cool piece of décor.

Nevertheless, Sirvet, a local sculptor who works in metal, knew that he would be competing against several artists for the honor of crafting a dining room table for His Airness. He wanted something that would catch Jordan’s eye, so he proposed a table drilled with one hole for every point Jordan scored in his basketball career, totaling 32,292 (The table actually has 32,296 holes if you include the holes drilled for each leveling foot, but Sirvet doesn’t count those).

“[If I were him,] I’d like to see some manifestation of my life’s work,” says Sirvet. “It’s gotta be cool to sit back and say, ‘I can quantitatively look back at every point I’ve scored.'”

Not only does the table signify each and every point racked up along his career, but also shares a striking resemblance to the midsole paint job found on the Air Jordan IV White/Cement.

Via Yahoo!


  1. probably would have been smarter to have some kind of glass top on it as I can’t imagine having a meal on that table without something getting stuck in those holes.

  2. Nah, this table is for MJ to put his shoes on, a way for His Airness to look at his shoes and to reminisce on his NBA career. 🙂

  3. Lol I wish the hole was little bigger so all the sneakerhead including me can stick our d!cks in there for jordan to eat because jb is making poor quality Jordan these days

  4. wow i wonder howmuch money he wasted on this ugly ass table, rich basterd. id get a wood table with a picture of a peice of shit hand carved in it b4 this table


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